From the Rowdies in the Back of the Bus

Acidman has a list of things you'll never hear a redneck say. _____ Marian sends a list containing silly plays on words: 1. Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. 2.. Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do. 3.. Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage. 4.. Burglarize: What a crook sees with. 5.. Control: A short, ugly inmate. 6.. Counterfeiters: Workers who put