Your Best Guess?

I always find the reading of guidelines interesting. Most times you can figure out more about the publisher/editor than about the magazine itself. But these guidelines, posted below, for a new publication have me stymied. (Except that the editor might be a bit anal.) What kind of stories are they looking for? I always believed that short stories have to have some kind of conflict to make a reader want to continue, but they seem to want no conflict whatsoever in their stories. The world doesn't wear rose-colored glasses and neither should our stories. So, does anyone have any idea of what exactly these people are looking for in a story? The guidelines seem to have eliminated every genre.


No profanity! No exceptions! If even one word of profanity is found, your story will not be considered for publication.

No sex, nudity, or other lascivious subject matter. No exceptions!

No violence! No exceptions!

No witchcraft, sorcery, magic, occult, supernatural or horror content. No exceptions!

No holiday or occasion stories whatsoever (ex. Christmas, Halloween, birthday, etc.). No exceptions!

Stories submitted must not promote hate, discrimination, illegal activity and the like. No exceptions!

No spelling, grammar or punctuation errors whatsoever. No exceptions! If even one is found, your story will not be published.